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Go to urbandictonary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post any definition it gives you.
Tag someone after completion.

1) NAME?

Sema

wicked hot turkish girl

yo sema be mackin on all the fuckin dudes


2) AGE?

22

The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together

Haha I'm only 22


3) ONE OR TWO FRIENDS?

Aline

It's a french name. It's a short from of the name Adeline. It means lovely.

That girl's name is Aline.


4) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?

(being) creative

(noun) A person who works in a creative industry, eg. Graphic Design or Advertising (the fun, arty, idea-sy bit not the corporate bullsh*t statistics-and-marketing bit). Does not refer to fine artists, who whilst creative, work for themselves not for clients... Also may be pluralised as a collective reference to: Art Directors, Copywriters, Illustrators, stressed-out insomniac chronic doodlers, etc. This (noun) obviously stems from the fact that these people are creative (adj)... but these sorts of job tend to take over your life so eventually they all turn from being creative to actually being A Creative. Well something like that...

Guy1: Hey, that guy's in his office at 3.30am with a sack of coffee and a knee-deep layer of crumpled paper around him, whats with that?

Guy2: Oh, he's there every night, thats how a creative lives.

5) FAVORITE COLORS?

green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that's really not very much fun, now is it?

'yo, where da green at?'

6) BIRTHPLACE:

Germany
Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.

Germany kicks ass with its badass guns.

7) MONTH OF BIRTH?

May

may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

8) DAY OF BIRTH?

14

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.

ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*

9) NICKNAMES?

Semi

Not quite an erection, but getting there.

When I saw Milla Jovovich's boobies I got a semi.






Srsly, I lol'ed at everything! Especially the last one!